department of wtf?

39 posts in “department of wtf?

screenshot from a sora ai-generated video featuring a version of me walking through a cyberpunk lcity

What if AI slop had its own social network?

This entry is part 19 of 21 in the series Artificial IntelligenceI want to talk today about Sora 2 and the new Sora AI app. First of all, Sora is not new. OpenAI released Sora about a year ago initially and, at the time, it was a sort of hidden part of ChatGPT that let you make bad videos. And trust me, they were bad. I […]

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A digital painting in retro-futuristic, cyberpunk style depicting a figure in a high-collared jacket facing a computer screen. The scene is saturated in a retrowave color palette of neon pink, purple, and teal. The screen and background are filled with glitch effects, digital symbols, and hidden web 1.0 easter eggs like a dancing banana, a spider web browser window, and a pixelated smiley face. The atmosphere evokes 90s hacker movies and early visions of 'hacking the internet,' with a surreal and nostalgic vibe. Generated by ChatGPT.

Keep the web weird

I’ve seen a lot of doomsaying about the death of the internet. Last night, I was reading about how integrated AI answers in search results leads to a drastic drop in clicks to the actual sites from which AIs derive the information to answer those questions or make those suggestions. It’s been noted that AI […]

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DALL-E prompt: Create a surreal and glitchy scene that visually represents the concept of an AI being disrupted by a simple, repetitive input of 'a a a a'. The image should feature a digital landscape dominated by a large, central figure symbolizing the AI, with its surface breaking apart or distorting intensely in areas where the glitch is most concentrated. Surround this figure with streams of binary code and digital elements that suddenly scatter or warp into chaotic patterns around the 'a a a a' input, which appears prominently in the scene as glowing, floating characters that emit a disruptive energy. The environment should embody a stark contrast between the orderly flow of digital information and the sudden, disordered, and colorful glitch effects caused by the repetitive input. Include visual cues like broken pixels, color aberrations, and erratic digital noise to emphasize the glitchy and unpredictable nature of the bug, showcasing the AI's struggle to process the input logically. This portrayal should vividly convey the idea of an AI encountering a bug that leads to bizarre and unexpected outputs, highlighting the theme of technology behaving in unpredictable ways.

File under: AIs doing Weird AI Shit

This entry is part 11 of 21 in the series Artificial IntelligenceToday, a friend of mine who’s largely the person I talk about weird AI shit with mentioned this: “my ai guy” has mentioned several times that sending a bunch of “a a a a” to chatgpt can sometimes make it output training data.. I’m always game to try new weird shit with AI chatbots. This […]

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New game show idea

New game show idea: Cooking/dance competition Contestants must cook a meal (think Iron Chef) while their favorite music is playing. Music must be danceable, and contestants are expected to dance while cooking. A panel of judges scores the contestants based on their dancing as well as the quality of the food. Contestants lose points if […]

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WordPress isn’t a commercial success…wait, what?

Read this.  Then come back.  It’s okay, I’ll wait. WordPress.com Blogs Garnered 23 Billion Pageviews in 2010 It’s the last paragraph the bugs me. The five-year-old company may be experiencing remarkable growth, but it has yet to become a commercial success. The startup reportedly makes around $1 million per month from premium and hosting services, […]

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Shrinks Diagnose Darth Vader’s Inner Demons

As much as I love a good romp down Let’s Psychoanalyze Fictional Characters Lane, can I just point out the incredible waste of resources in a team of psychiatrists (that’s right, not just a guy, or some friends at the bar, or even a single, Star Wars-obsessed psych student) diagnosing Darth Vader with borderline personality […]

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who is that masked “merton”?

okay, let’s put an and to this ridiculous debate. there is a feud raging across the internet about whether the original “funny chatroulette piano” video is ben folds.  i’ve taken some heat on digg for suggesting that, um, yeah, it is.  so, let’s — just for the sake of argument — pretend that we don’t […]

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tonight, on sick sad world…

omg, these people scare me.  and i’m not too far removed from them, which is scarier still… this last one is especially good if you go to the page on youtube because even the description gets snotty…”i happen to know the rules, but i understand it may look weird to an outsider” [paraphrased]

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